Pandemic Flu

The front page of CNN.com has a broker about to throw up, under a large red headline talking about the grim state of the Dow. There’s a solitary ad on the page featuring women dancing to celebrate how cheap a new mortage would be, but the movie loop is set too fast and instead of dancing seductively, the women look like they are convulsing spasmodically, about to give birth to alien parasites hidden within.